Jul 22, 2021·2 replies
Fire LordSO I finally couldn’t take it anymore and decided to take the s***
Not even 45 seconds into my session my boss walks into the bathroom (bro the stalls have these huge gaps and the door is short af so you can see everyone’s sneakers and they can see yours)He literally took three four steps in, said “oh god” and walked right out
I don’t think he’ll ever look at me the sameLOL bro you must really have some stank ass s***e, honestly people like you ruin the restrooms for everyone else
- Jul 22, 2021·2 repliesSCHNAUZER
LOL bro you must really have some stank ass s***e, honestly people like you ruin the restrooms for everyone else
Yeah man I had like 12 piece spicy nuggets from Wendy’s at like 11pm and I guess that + right gasses and acidity in my stomach just created a deadly combo
Also I don’t use public bathrooms at all
- Jul 22, 2021Fire Lord
Yeah man I had like 12 piece spicy nuggets from Wendy’s at like 11pm and I guess that + right gasses and acidity in my stomach just created a deadly combo
Also I don’t use public bathrooms at all
you really are the fire lord
Jul 22, 2021the louder and smellier the better. you should go during the most common lunch break so you can accumulate the most victims possible.
straighten up your crown, king.
Jul 22, 2021Fire LordSO I finally couldn’t take it anymore and decided to take the s***
Not even 45 seconds into my session my boss walks into the bathroom (bro the stalls have these huge gaps and the door is short af so you can see everyone’s sneakers and they can see yours)He literally took three four steps in, said “oh god” and walked right out
I don’t think he’ll ever look at me the sameBro you gotta flush immediately so most of the stank don't come out.
Jul 22, 2021Fire LordSO I finally couldn’t take it anymore and decided to take the s***
Not even 45 seconds into my session my boss walks into the bathroom (bro the stalls have these huge gaps and the door is short af so you can see everyone’s sneakers and they can see yours)He literally took three four steps in, said “oh god” and walked right out
I don’t think he’ll ever look at me the sameLMAOOO
- Jul 22, 2021·2 replies
Real talk the fact that American bathroom stalls have such massive gaps is insane
Jul 22, 2021·1 replyASAKIReal talk the fact that American bathroom stalls have such massive gaps is insane
mfs get getting r@ped in bathrooms aint s*** safe over here
- Jul 22, 2021
bring some febreeze or sumn
nobody wanna smell dookie while they tryna wash they hands or pee
Jul 22, 2021Go whenever as long as you're getting paid to s*** on the clock
Jul 22, 2021Fire LordSO I finally couldn’t take it anymore and decided to take the s***
Not even 45 seconds into my session my boss walks into the bathroom (bro the stalls have these huge gaps and the door is short af so you can see everyone’s sneakers and they can see yours)He literally took three four steps in, said “oh god” and walked right out
I don’t think he’ll ever look at me the sameI’m crying lmao
- Jul 22, 2021XenoMorph
mfs get getting r@ped in bathrooms aint s*** safe over here
- Jul 22, 2021
Whole thread got me hootin
- Jul 22, 2021Fire Lord
SO I finally couldn’t take it anymore and decided to take the s***
Not even 45 seconds into my session my boss walks into the bathroom (bro the stalls have these huge gaps and the door is short af so you can see everyone’s sneakers and they can see yours)He literally took three four steps in, said “oh god” and walked right out
I don’t think he’ll ever look at me the sameno no no you got it wrong. he now respects you. next time you see him, he'll likely say, "son, i think it's time we give you a promotion. i saw what you're working with and it's no light work."
- Jul 22, 2021ASAKI
Real talk the fact that American bathroom stalls have such massive gaps is insane
i was in an airport yesterday and i could practically make eye contact with the people washing their hands
why just why 
Jul 22, 2021Whenever tf I have to go
Jul 22, 202110:35. After the morning rush, but with people still being entranced in their work and therefore not hearing you gently moan as you drop a beautifully crafted turd in the toilet bowl.
Jul 23, 2021SCHNAUZERLOL bro you must really have some stank ass s***e, honestly people like you ruin the restrooms for everyone else
- Jul 23, 2021Fire Lord
SO I finally couldn’t take it anymore and decided to take the s***
Not even 45 seconds into my session my boss walks into the bathroom (bro the stalls have these huge gaps and the door is short af so you can see everyone’s sneakers and they can see yours)He literally took three four steps in, said “oh god” and walked right out
I don’t think he’ll ever look at me the sameBoss said
Jul 23, 2021If you have to go, just go. That’s what the restroom is for. I’m not holding anything in until I get home or tactically planning my next nuke. When it’s time it’s time.
Jul 23, 2021Fire LordYou’re sick in the head !
I’ve come across your typesWho hear people enter the bathroom and still continue to s*** uncontrollably
Yooo
- Jul 23, 2021
Ngl I prefer to only go at home… I remember in college I’d try to find a random clean restroom near the top floor somewhere if rlly had to go
- Jul 23, 2021Fire Lord
Yeah man I had like 12 piece spicy nuggets from Wendy’s at like 11pm and I guess that + right gasses and acidity in my stomach just created a deadly combo
Also I don’t use public bathrooms at all
Stop eating spicy food
Jul 23, 2021Work from home officially starting this week. F***ing love it