Small songs should have short names

Long songs should have long names

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Can I get a grammar check on the title? this Nespresso pod have my retinas on satellite dish

I am a dirty man w****

you must despise mid-00’s emo rock

no

I will slap those dweebs from the mid west to the Far East for what they’ve done

Joe Budden got a song called Short Summer and it's 9 minutes long

Who doesn't hate Fall Out Boy

It’s simple: bands should have as many songs as they have members!! And each member writes a different song!!

Pray to god none of my soft boy bredrens ever see this post

Instruments are assigned biggest to smallest. They say the smallest man can play the biggest bass but if you believe that you’re f***ing lower that dirt

Listen to Animals by Pink Floyd and you'll understand your tomfoolery

Neolib insects are on their way…

There’s A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought Of It Yet

Lush is a whack ass band de-luxe is their best song

Yeah sure

Small songs should have long names
Long songs should have short names

Not a bad idea. Either way is good

But I also kinda feel like small songs should have short names and
long songs should have long names Maybe songs shouldn't have names at all

You Might Think He Loves You for Your Money but I Know What He Really Loves You for It’s Your Brand New Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat

Is that an 8 minute song title?