What would you do if French Montana showed up at your house and ate all your baked beans? He doesn’t even know how to use a can opener but made it work regardless? I mean this dude just going to town on those beans you’ve been thinking about all day. Besides cry while pointing your finger at him while he goes ham on your baked beans supply, what else do you do? You try reasoning with him but he just does a little dance every time. What the f*** do you do??

edit: he showed up in this outfit for those wondering

and he’s an awful human being but this is easily by a landslide his best song:

Thank him cause I hate f***ing baked beans

I don't have any baked beans but I would welcome French into my house with open arms as if it was @Mac_Wit_Da_Cheese at my door

Ask him to spell outfit

depends if he is dressed like this

I would forget the incident happened because I got amnesia

Tell him Unforgettable was Swae Lees not his and he ruins the song

haaaaaaaan

also i'd tell him he's gotten carried on every song with a feature he been on and carried by the beat if it was solo (even if the beat garbage)

he wouldn't be able to get near the baked beans

gudda gudda got more bangers than french montana

He actually did well

i'd ask him if he thought the reason his raps are garbage is because he got shot in the head back in '03

He can have my beans but if he touches my ramen I’ll start telling him how he’s the worst part of every song he’s ever dropped

Pull out my call of duty gold plated TAR an start rippin

maybe there was something bad inside those cans of beans and hes saving my life

Are they Busch Baked Beans?

kill myself in front of him and change the trajectory of his life forever

Ask him to perform this while he’s eating

I'd say: HAAAAAAN

Ask who he is and then show him @Mac_Wit_Da_Cheese profile