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    The Target theory is what I personally go by to precisely gauge an artist’s popularity, given by how long time will lapse until a normie identifies them. I’ll share you some examples:

    Pharrell would probably at most last a minute in Target, poor guy I bet he wouldn’t be able to shop there comfortably at all

    Chad Hugo, I’d say maybe 15 minutes at most given his popularity not being as dominant compared to his partner in crime

    I’ll give you my input:

    One of my favorite artists for nearly 10 years is Problem, the Compton rapper who created like Whaaat featuring Bad Lucc. Inferring from what normies listen to, he’s be able to shop there for half hour.

    What you got?

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    my GOAT wouldn’t make it out of the parking lot

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    Sunroof

    my GOAT wouldn’t make it out of the parking lot

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    Tf is a target. Aint that a shop

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    jesuisadorable

    Tf is a target. Aint that a shop

    Yes? Sounds like you’re not from America

  • Jun 9, 2023
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    Ghoma
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    The Target theory is what I personally go by to precisely gauge an artist’s popularity, given by how long time will lapse until a normie identifies them. I’ll share you some examples:

    Pharrell would probably at most last a minute in Target, poor guy I bet he wouldn’t be able to shop there comfortably at all

    Chad Hugo, I’d say maybe 15 minutes at most given his popularity not being as dominant compared to his partner in crime

    I’ll give you my input:

    One of my favorite artists for nearly 10 years is Problem, the Compton rapper who created like Whaaat featuring Bad Lucc. Inferring from what normies listen to, he’s be able to shop there for half hour.

    What you got?

    Chad Hugo ngl, I feel like he would go unnoticed...

    Problem even more

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    Ghoma

    Yes? Sounds like you’re not from America

    I thought u meant something like survivor the way u made the title

  • Jun 9, 2023

    An infinite amount of time, you’d never clock the guy

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    jesuisadorable

    I thought u meant something like survivor the way u made the title

    Oh

  • Jun 9, 2023

    "the Compton rapper who creates like Whaaat featuring Bad Lucc."
    are you a bot...

  • Jun 9, 2023

    Mmmmm maybe a few seconds

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    Adele will never leave target with that flop ass album

  • Jun 9, 2023

    if he was in LA/NYC he could last up to 10-12 minutes I guess.

    he'd probably be able to shop at any other Targets peacefully

    (Alchemist)

  • The rotten skeleton would terrify customers but wouldn't be identifiable

  • Jun 9, 2023

    Couldn't catch me in a Target now-a-days

    GO WOKE GO BROKE

  • Jun 9, 2023

    It's cheating if your favorite artist is a woman btw. B****es love Target

  • Jun 9, 2023

    Jk I was just there

    They was bumping my fav, I was grooving in the store

    Hated when I worked at Target that my store didn't play music, that s*** was boring.

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    You think Chad Hugo is getting recognized within 15 minutes at any random target?

  • Jun 9, 2023

    Tyler, would get recognized instantly tbh

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    drake getting tracked when he enter the city

    justin vernon probably the most popular artist that i stan who I wouldn’t be surprised if he doesn’t get recognized

    and then like most artists under a certain threshold (like, less than a half a million monthly listeners) probably live normal lives

  • Jun 9, 2023
    GIO GIO

    You think Chad Hugo is getting recognized within 15 minutes at any random target?

    Chad Hugo COULD get recognized but it def isnt a guarantee

  • Jun 9, 2023
    Pinhead

    Adele will never leave target with that flop ass album

  • Jun 9, 2023

    Feel like majority of people wouldn’t know who chad Hugo is and a lot of those that do wouldnt know what he looks like

  • Jun 10, 2023

    carti no more than 1 min
    doja cat same

    zoomers be working there