Like bro there’s no way. I’m vaxxed and boosted but I have not been careful at all since last January and I have never had it

My girl has been symptomatic with it for like a week and I’m still negative (took a PCR yesterday evening) despite spending like 75% of my time with her and not taking any precautions

I swear I could go around licking doorknobs and I won’t get this s***

Like is it possible I’m literally just immune?

It's possible you even already had it. Some people test positive for having the antibodies despite never feeling sick even a little bit.

bet lick knobs

i know people who have lived with people who’ve had it and never got it. but when i had it my gf didn’t have it for a week then she got it as i was getting better so keep testing.

but also you may just be lucky. i didn’t get it all these years but in the last few weeks it finally got me.

there’s a more contagious omicron variant going around so everyone’s getting it

Don't be stupid OP

Are you on birth control

I was positive for a couple days and that was it

When 40% of cases are asymptomatic, I’d imagine the numbers are likely to be slightly under reported in cases.

You could’ve had it and never knew

Alright, I'll see y'all niggas later

i'm definitely convinced i got it already and was either asymptotic or the symptoms were so mild i confused it for something else. out of like everyone i know i'm one of the only people to not have gotten it despite being around others who had tested positive at one point, traveling back and forth to multiple countries, being to major events, etc.

I got a knob for you to lick on

Never got the booster tbh and never caught the vid

What? Who even are you? Goodbye, walk faster!

You must be immune to STIs as well

As far as I know, I never had it. I haven’t been wearing a mask too often this year either. I am fully vaxed tho

Same, and I work retail in f***ing Texas. Legit only 1 out of every 10 customers is wearing a mask at this point.

To be fair, I wear a KN95, but even still, I take it off in the break room, and all my other coworkers are going maskless.

I lowkey feel the same even tho I don’t fully believe it. I’ve had like a dozen or more close calls where I’ve been in contact w someone who had it at the time

shut up ugly. I get the last laugh

Oh you mad as s*** 😂

same op

Long COVID is real

Even for asymptomatic cases

If you go around licking doorknobs you’ll end up with something worse than Covid

same bro

if you believe you're immune you'll be immune #facts

You probably had it OP. I am the same way.