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  • Like bro there鈥檚 no way. I鈥檓 vaxxed and boosted but I have not been careful at all since last January and I have never had it

    My girl has been symptomatic with it for like a week and I鈥檓 still negative (took a PCR yesterday evening) despite spending like 75% of my time with her and not taking any precautions

    I swear I could go around licking doorknobs and I won鈥檛 get this s***

    Like is it possible I鈥檓 literally just immune?

  • plants 馃尰
    May 13
    1 reply

    It's possible you even already had it. Some people test positive for having the antibodies despite never feeling sick even a little bit.

  • bet lick knobs

  • May 13

    i know people who have lived with people who鈥檝e had it and never got it. but when i had it my gf didn鈥檛 have it for a week then she got it as i was getting better so keep testing.

    but also you may just be lucky. i didn鈥檛 get it all these years but in the last few weeks it finally got me.

    there鈥檚 a more contagious omicron variant going around so everyone鈥檚 getting it

  • May 13
    1 reply

    Don't be stupid OP

  • Are you on birth control

  • Kenig 馃挱
    May 13

    I was positive for a couple days and that was it

  • When 40% of cases are asymptomatic, I鈥檇 imagine the numbers are likely to be slightly under reported in cases.

    You could鈥檝e had it and never knew

  • May 13
    1 reply

    Alright, I'll see y'all niggas later

  • May 13
    2 replies

    i'm definitely convinced i got it already and was either asymptotic or the symptoms were so mild i confused it for something else. out of like everyone i know i'm one of the only people to not have gotten it despite being around others who had tested positive at one point, traveling back and forth to multiple countries, being to major events, etc.

  • May 13
    1 reply

    I got a knob for you to lick on

  • Never got the booster tbh and never caught the vid

  • May 13
    GeraldJohanssen

    Alright, I'll see y'all niggas later

    What? Who even are you? Goodbye, walk faster!

  • You must be immune to STIs as well

  • As far as I know, I never had it. I haven鈥檛 been wearing a mask too often this year either. I am fully vaxed tho

  • krishna bound

    i'm definitely convinced i got it already and was either asymptotic or the symptoms were so mild i confused it for something else. out of like everyone i know i'm one of the only people to not have gotten it despite being around others who had tested positive at one point, traveling back and forth to multiple countries, being to major events, etc.

    Same, and I work retail in f***ing Texas. Legit only 1 out of every 10 customers is wearing a mask at this point.

    To be fair, I wear a KN95, but even still, I take it off in the break room, and all my other coworkers are going maskless.

  • May 13
    1 reply

    I lowkey feel the same even tho I don鈥檛 fully believe it. I鈥檝e had like a dozen or more close calls where I鈥檝e been in contact w someone who had it at the time

  • May 13
    1 reply
    Smoofer

    I lowkey feel the same even tho I don鈥檛 fully believe it. I鈥檝e had like a dozen or more close calls where I鈥檝e been in contact w someone who had it at the time

    shut up ugly. I get the last laugh

  • JohnCena

    shut up ugly. I get the last laugh

    Oh you mad as s*** 馃槀

  • same op

  • americana 馃尶
    May 13

    Long COVID is real

    Even for asymptomatic cases

  • If you go around licking doorknobs you鈥檒l end up with something worse than Covid

  • same bro

  • May 13
    1 reply

    if you believe you're immune you'll be immune #facts

  • You probably had it OP. I am the same way.

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