I could beat it in a fight tbh

i woulda jumped off the boat and superman punched that nigga

You're posting this like I'm supposed to be embarrassed. And please don't misrepresent my argument. It's not that I could just walk up and beat a hippo. Its, in a life or death
scenario, there is no way I would let a hippo kill me.

real s*** f*** hippos

after it f***s up everyone itt

I've heard that if a hippo charges at you you're as good as dead, moreso than any other animal in Africa, they're landwhale tanks, you're not doing anything to it, I feel like you could shotgun it in the face and it'd just yawn

Hippo 🦛 moving like he Pac

I will punch it in the teeth

😂Copypasta aint dead

desiigner adlibs but theyre real

He could meet this 30

Okay but does he have a counter to Itachis Susano Totsuka Blade Fūinjutsu