I had bad sushi for lunch and end up on the goddamn toilet for an hour. My leg falls asleep after sitting for so long so when I try to get up too fast I fall hard right on my f***ing knee. It hurt like a b**** since the tiles in my bathroom are marble with concrete underneath.
I try to get up and realize I f***ing blew my knee out. I hobble my ass to wash my hands and go to urgent care to get some crutches.
F*** today, my vacation in 2 weeks too and now it’s kinda f***ed.
How you let a salmon take your legs out
Read this in Remble voice
Sounds terrible. Condolences.
Op your knee should be fine in two weeks tho
I’ve never blown out my knee before idk
I didn’t want an X-ray or anything I just went and picked up crutches
I had bad sushi for lunch and end up on the goddamn toilet for an hour. My leg falls asleep after sitting for so long so when I try to get up too fast I fall hard right on my f***ing knee. It hurt like a b**** since the tiles in my bathroom are marble with concrete underneath.
I try to get up and realize I f***ing blew my knee out. I hobble my ass to wash my hands and go to urgent care to get some crutches.
F*** today, my vacation in 2 weeks too and now it’s kinda f***ed.
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Image of OP laying on the floor wiping his ass is hilarious
I had bad sushi for lunch and end up on the goddamn toilet for an hour. My leg falls asleep after sitting for so long so when I try to get up too fast I fall hard right on my f***ing knee. It hurt like a b**** since the tiles in my bathroom are marble with concrete underneath.
I try to get up and realize I f***ing blew my knee out. I hobble my ass to wash my hands and go to urgent care to get some crutches.
F*** today, my vacation in 2 weeks too and now it’s kinda f***ed.
hey i partied in the dominican republic right after breaking my arm. my arm is kinda permanently disfigured now but it was a fun trip
If you ain’t trolling hope you’re good OP that sounds hilarious but you’re a cool guy so I feel for you