You guys stoop to a newer low everyday on this forum, I swear.

why would you not wanna be chill and sit down

Imagine all the germs you're getting by sitting down

this ain't it chief

afraid of your own damn toilet? how about you clean that b****

being worried about germs at home what do you do on your toilet

It's embarrassing

Sitting down is quieter, less messy, and more relaxing, but standing up is faster and less prone to long philosophical ponderings that cause you to sit there for 15 minutes.

I think both have their place

if you have your own place and pee standing up you're truly a slob

Oh at home nvm thought u meant public washrooms

guys trying to save 3 seconds by standing up peeing in their own home so they can have more time to switch between the same 4 apps all day and work a dead-end job at wal-mart

real ones dont pee

ejuculate and s*** ?

The Gays™ reject this one

Trashing Walmart

can we not do this ?

you can pee while sitting down with a boner?

bro just said his d*** small lmao

imagine not having a fancy japanese toilet with a seat warmer upon which you sit like on a throne for 20 minutes while urinating and simultaneously contemplating life on some greek philosopher s*** as the automatic bidet function aquatically tickles your fancy for the entire duration

LOL

Grower gang

Oh wait you said boner, nvm