god bless this site man
My d*** would be touching the water
imagine not having a german toilet in which you can effectively examine your excrements so as to a***yze whether they contain traces of worms and other diseases easily detectable in human feces, offering ample room for your male genitalia
imagine not having a german toilet in which you can effectively examine your excrements so as to a***yze whether they contain traces of worms and other diseases easily detectable in human feces, offering ample room for your male genitalia
German engineering proving that it is goated once again
You guys stoop to a newer low everyday on this forum, I swear.
"You not real if you don't do this"
"You not real if you don't wear this"
"You just not real"
guys trying to save 3 seconds by standing up peeing in their own home so they can have more time to switch between the same 4 apps all day and work a dead-end job at wal-mart
guys trying to save 3 seconds by standing up peeing in their own home so they can have more time to switch between the same 4 apps all day and work a dead-end job at wal-mart
Why yβall always dissing Walmart workers?
imagine not having a german toilet in which you can effectively examine your excrements so as to a***yze whether they contain traces of worms and other diseases easily detectable in human feces, offering ample room for your male genitalia
imagine not having a german toilet in which you can effectively examine your excrements so as to a***yze whether they contain traces of worms and other diseases easily detectable in human feces, offering ample room for your male genitalia
My doo doo definitely not fitting in this
Real ones dont make these dogass type threads tbh
you can pee while sitting down with a boner?
bro just said his d*** small lmao
My d*** would be touching the water
Congratulations on the huge d*** bro π₯πͺπΎ
Congratulations on the huge d*** bro π₯πͺπΎ
typing this as i do it right now
I sit down when I pee,
There's nothin that crazy bout me,
I'm just takin a wizz,
Mind your own bizz,
Why is everybody always starin at me?
Hey bro, I gotta go,
Let me through,
I gotta go number two.
No can do I'm takin a pee,
Sittin on the lou having a good long wee,
Are you sittin down?
I'm sittin down.
And you're not makin brown?
I'm not makin brown.
Are you makin iced tea?
Just lemonade.
But are you sittin down?
I'm sittin down!
Why don't you stand like a regular man?
Then you can pee in the urinal can.
If you really wanna know why I'm sittin strong,
I just can't stand touching my dong