if you have your own place and pee standing up you're truly a slob
Facts I would never dare do it in public
You guys stoop to a newer low everyday on this forum, I swear.
At home? Sitting down
Public restroom? Standing up
Drunk? Standing up regardless of where I am, home, public bathroom, between two cars whatever
you can pee while sitting down with a boner?
bro just said his d*** small lmao
How is peeing with a boner any easier sitting down? Literally have to stick my d*** in the toilet
How is peeing with a boner any easier sitting down? Literally have to stick my d*** in the toilet
why u got a boner peeing
why u got a boner peeing
Morning wood is nothing to be afraid of
Just shows how alive you are
How is peeing with a boner any easier sitting down? Literally have to stick my d*** in the toilet
i haves small dicc
Real ones p**** lips touch the water when they sit on the toilet
Ion even sit when I s***
Drop them packages off like hiroshima
imagine not having a fancy japanese toilet with a seat warmer upon which you sit like on a throne for 20 minutes while urinating and simultaneously contemplating life on some greek philosopher s*** as the automatic bidet function aquatically tickles your fancy for the entire duration
i had one of these in a hotel in LA, s*** was but it felt like when it went up the hole