Never tried faking illness. The few times I had to stay home was because I was actually sick and that is never fun.

This how good i feel calling in to work for no reason

Huge proponent of mental health days

I remember in 5th grade going to the nurse bc I wasn’t feeling well. they called my mom, she picked me up and took me home

then an hour later, I asked if I could go ride my bike. she was s***ty

sick days from work > sick days from school

dam

BEING SICK AND PLAYING VIDEO GAMES THE WHOLE DAY

when u fake it and ur mom rents u a new n64 or ps1 game from blockbuster and also gets u freeze pops>>>>>>

Cause f*** that damn job

lmao i never got sick and even if i did they made me go to school

only time i didnt go to school was if i was suspended

i swear to god the one day in my entire high school career i was absent i missed the biggest fight ever

nah it doesnt hit the same lmao the only thing stopping me from going to work was me

when ur a kid u have to go to school so when u dont it hits different

I used to want to go to school so my parents would bribe me to stay home when sick

Getting an N64 game rented from blockbuster and getting to play all day

Truly great childhood memories