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  • Updated Oct 30, 2019

    Only post HIP HOP HISTORIAN approved tracks ITT

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    The HIP HOP HISTORIAN Metric System

    FIRE EMOJIS
    How many fire emojis did the track receive? This can range from πŸ”₯ to even πŸ”₯x17.

    HEAD BOP
    This one is a tricky one to measure. What’s the velocity of said bop? Is it bopping more than usual? Does it look like he might need a neck brace after?

    NUMBER OF STORIES
    Is he showcasing a bar or the whole song? Number of stories in the past have ranged from 1 to however many is needed to complete said verse/song. The more stories the better.

    FACIAL EXPRESSION
    What sort of emotions is he conveying based off of his facial expression? The β€œstank face” is a common occurrence and is very telling of an approved track. Duration of said facial expression is also taken into account.

    LYRIC MEMORIZATION
    How long has it been since the track dropped and does he already know the lyrics? Him knowing the lyrics is very important and tells a lot about the tracks replay value.

    TACO TUESDAY
    Is it Taco Tuesday?