Gonna go with a cup of soy milk this year and some gluten free raisin cookies.

man must be dealing with some health problems by now, I'm just tryna look out for the big guy.

Might even leave him a meal prep.

Santa isnt real

What

How kind and considerate of you

You teaching kids to reward people for a successful BnE if you do

Might put out a couple xans for Santa this year

Nah that man needs to be put on a diet

Nah just perc 30s

las ttime i did it cookie had nut on the s*** inthe morning

opening up my fly as a lil surprise for santa

Who tryna rob Santa this year.
Let's meet up.

You leaving gluten free raisin cookies out for me? Boi if you don't keep that boulshit

Appreciate it fam

I got a blicky on me this year F***NIGGA try me

That's very considerate of you OP. ❤️

This my vibes.

Duh ofc

Gotta keep the big man’s energy up so he can deliver all those gifts to the good boys and girls

My dad used to dress up as Santa and record himself sneaking in and putting presents under the tree/eating the cookies and drinking the milk and we’d watch the footage after opening gifts in the morning. He used a Santa toy and stop motion to make it look like Santa came out of the chimney very small and grew once he made it out then he clapped and all the gifts magically appeared under the tree. Made Christmas that much more special shout out to dads that care

Im putting a crew together right now. The cookies is straight gas 15 a g. Finest columbian breast milk in a jar.

Shimmy down the Chimney and get jolly no molly.