You get $1 billion but you have a mild case of COVID permanently. Which means sneezing, some body fatique, etc. It's also highly contagious.

Do you do it?

No

what kinda dumb question is this

yes

nigga asking if you would trade a billion dollars for a cold

I'd have to abolish myself

I had Covid for free twice run me my paper

Data collection for the simulation, you not slick meta-boy.

Converting that s*** into MetaVerse Bucks; hentai b****es ain’t gonna be able to stay away

nope, don't take your health for granted

Life insurance genius as hell: pay me monthly now till u die, so you can cash out $1million on the absolute Guarantee that you will one day die

Wim Hof for 2 weeks and you'll open 9 chakras and 30 multiverse portals on top

You could save so many people with 1 billion dollars but mfs too self-absorbed to see that

When has it become so cool to not have sympathy for billionaires

I don’t think it works like that
Fam, If it did then billionaires would save everyone

It’s that simple.

& since they don’t
It’s much more obvious and believable that
A billion dollars is it’s own mystic energy that disables the fortunate from spreading that s***.
But we’ll never understand the inter workings of this Devine energy until we reach a billy ourselves

Don’t hate tha playa, hate tha game

Billionaires got to 10 digits by destroying so many lives and careers it's unfathomable to compare it to a guy that just got a billi
My point is that you could use that money to help plenty of people and communities in need, cause you didn't go through that horrendous path in your life to get to that wealth, and you probably don't want to do the s*** they do either

We need a "Dumbass hypotheticals" mega thread

I’m praying to the simulation everyday to give me more cpu so I ain’t gotta scam to mod my bank account

I'll take it s*** you could kill me for a billion dollars my family would be straight forever.

No cap…. This might be the first hard one lowkey

Cuz I’m sure if you’re rich I wouldn’t be so worried about myself.

But I’d hate the fact that I’d spread it to other people so I’d be paranoid for friends/family

imagine having a permanently runny nose

no thanks

Ngl having a cold is ass is it is but having that s*** permanently would be disastrous to my mental health

F*** the billi

Can someone ban this guy he's clearly just collecting data

Anyone who says no doesn't understand exactly how much a billion dollars is. Do you know how many shake shack burgers you could buy?