This:

Or

A meeting with lex luthor

I’m going with my man JB I could convince him to give me a nice job, stock options, and advice that could make me more than 1M.

You guys would probably take the money

Why would I want to meet that man

1 Million dollars

dinner with hov

What kind of mentally disabled mouth breather would ever take the dinner option in these. Like who are these for?

Money. f*** that lizard

He has a really big rocket and the infinite money cheat codes

Mfers really think there is some secret advice to becoming one of the world's 3000 billionaires like it's some magic spell from Yu Gi Oh they gotta say or some s***

Always take the money.

meeting so I can stab him with the dinner knife

Is his security with him

yea but what if your plan fails with Jeff. You just missed out on a million bro

I'll take a crate of vodka

Lol f*** bezos give me the money

No but he has his heater on him

Dinner with bezos so i can slap the s*** outta that mf

There's only one right answer

1 million

Meeting with jeff

Might take the dinner just to see his face when I ask him how he feels about launching massive white d***s into the sky

Meeting with Bezos so i can rob the mf

Meeting with Bezos so I can kill and rob him

Murderers itt