Oct 12, 2023
CheetahI’m meeting him when I die anyways
are you though?
triple entendre don't ask me how
Oct 12, 2023@op At the trial of God, we will ask, “why did you allow all this?” And the answer will simply be an echo 👍
Oct 12, 2023CheetahI’m meeting him when I die anyways
You ended the thread with this one king thank you
Oct 12, 2023CheetahI’m meeting him when I die anyways
I got 10 minutes with the Lord every Sunday morning communion
Oct 12, 202310 minutes that’s more than enough time to answer questions money can’t buy
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Oct 12, 2023
EinfinetJesus was almost certainly a real historical man. That does not mean heaven is real.
I doubt the trade off of a trillion is meeting the Jesus the guy.
You're going to be meeting the historical "mythological" figure Jesus.
The one who does benevolent magic and has washboard abs.
Or else why the hell would it be tempting to not choose a trilly?
Oct 12, 2023
Invader HIMI know that nigga jesus aint ever touch even half a milly
niggas was eatin crumbs for they last supper 
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Well maybe Islam is correct and you’re meeting the Islamic Jesus, who was merely a prophet
Or perhaps neither Islam nor Christianity is correct and you meet the historical Jesus, an itinerant preacher from first century Judea
There wouldn't be a point to this question if it's not THE Jesus.
Oct 13, 20231 trillion.
Lame ass nigga shoulda been came back and helped bring peace.
Oct 13, 2023
CLB BMOAll that s*** is riding on a if
F*** all that I know for a fact what’s real and in front of me right now, I’m trying go band for band with Bill Gates
Oct 13, 2023
Kanye messI Know if i pick 10 minutes with Jesus he'll tell me he's just another prophet from allah like the other prophets and allah is actually god! Then I'll ask him how to reach heaven and he'll just tell me he's as powerless as I am on that matter and i just have to do good and follow the teachings of Quran! I know that already so give me the trillion
Oct 13, 2023·editedJesus cause his dad always gonna lead me to money
No seriously i gotta ask him if the angels really look horrifying
Oct 13, 2023
soapmanwunEasily picking Jesus because if Christianity is true that means our true home is in Heaven and money is literally useless
you said if
that alone makes the 1 trillion the obvious choice