You get $100 billion but your first child is guaranteed to die before you do. Could happen when he’s 10 and you’re 40. Or could happen when he’s 50 and you’re 80. He could be 80 and you’re 110.

Do you take it?

PS, you MUST have a child. You can’t just not become a father.

with a hundred billion i'll find a way to secure immortality, and all my family and friend's dying before i do is inevitable

F*** that kid

Theres an abortion joke in here

coulda made it just 10 million and think the responses would bbe similar lol

I'll use the money and find a cure to their illness

F*** no, this some evil s***.

to adoption he goes , f*** him

there's a saying in my country

"eyes that don't see, heart that doesn't feel"

sure lmao, ill just make some more kids

Real life tears

Not actually though not worth at all

My joke didn’t land I guess it’s a little too dated

I would still f*** her raw too, being a heartless b**** even makes her hotter

Different era now king

stupid thread

come back with more material

thought yours was funnier

2021 and she's still hot

Already happened to me if we count abortions

That what’s on your mind on Monday

AYO

@op still didnt say if he would plow his mom for $1b in his last thread

Where is the 100 billion