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  • Apr 29, 2025

    100 men for 1!!! Gorilla is animal abuse

  • Apr 29, 2025
    Bo Ceephus

    Gorilla's can lift 1800 pounds, bite strength is 1300 psi and their skeleton is 3x denser than ours. Wouldn't even feel those punches

    Damn

  • Apr 29, 2025
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    I'm seeing a lot of people do their fantasy roster for this s*** but not one of them is considering that prime mark henry should be the number one overall pick

  • Apr 29, 2025
    DoubleO 5

    nah you right it don’t matter the first 25-40 people are dying with a couple swings and the adrenaline from the gorilla gonna only intensify it’s over

    that first taste of blood and instinct of realizing this the enemy, it’s a wrap

  • Apr 29, 2025
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    im ngl i got the humans

    100 is a lot of niggas

  • Apr 29, 2025

    If say five or six top strongest humans ever socked a gorilla in his head at the same time, would that not be enough to knock it out? Like how does that not cause its brain to careen off the insides of its skull? I feel like that's the only way we win. Brain damage.

  • Apr 30, 2025

    I think 100 sumo wrestlers could stand a chance

  • Apr 30, 2025

    I'd go with 100 construction workers

  • Apr 30, 2025
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    whitegirl

    im ngl i got the humans

    100 is a lot of niggas

    This is what 100 ppl looks like. Ngl it's not that impressive.

  • Apr 30, 2025
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    Gorilla wins. It's not even a question.

    People are not realizing how strong these animals are. Chimpanzees, who are much smaller, have literally torn humans apart.

    Plus, human punches and kicks (even if they land) won't do anything to it.

    A gorilla going berserk is mowing all those mfs down.

  • Apr 30, 2025
    Harlem

    I'm seeing a lot of people do their fantasy roster for this s*** but not one of them is considering that prime mark henry should be the number one overall pick

    Me and Prime You and we smocking that rilla

  • Apr 30, 2025

    my takeaway from the whole thing: a lot of people on the internet want 100 people to die in an entertaining way2

  • Apr 30, 2025

    how many gorillas would a polar bear kill?

  • Apr 30, 2025
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    aglow

    Gorilla wins. It's not even a question.

    People are not realizing how strong these animals are. Chimpanzees, who are much smaller, have literally torn humans apart.

    Plus, human punches and kicks (even if they land) won't do anything to it.

    A gorilla going berserk is mowing all those mfs down.

    The chimpanzee point is very true and you're on point in general but I think there's too much of a focus on strength in this conversation

    Assuming that the 100 are dedicated despite any initial casualties the sheer number of people should allow someone / some people to gouge the gorilla's eyes out and it becomes a lot easier from there

  • Apr 30, 2025
    aglow

    This is what 100 ppl looks like. Ngl it's not that impressive.

    Seeing this though

  • Nessy 🦎
    Apr 30, 2025
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    Harlem

    I'm seeing a lot of people do their fantasy roster for this s*** but not one of them is considering that prime mark henry should be the number one overall pick

    mark henry in a life or death scenario

  • Apr 30, 2025
    MrMudManMood

    The chimpanzee point is very true and you're on point in general but I think there's too much of a focus on strength in this conversation

    Assuming that the 100 are dedicated despite any initial casualties the sheer number of people should allow someone / some people to gouge the gorilla's eyes out and it becomes a lot easier from there

    Even if some of the men managed to blind the gorilla (prolly at the cost of their own lives) it wouldn’t make much of a difference imo. A blind gorilla is still a powerhouse of muscle, instinct, and aggression. The moment that mf hears movement or feels the slightest touch, it’ll lash out with full force. And it won’t need precision, just a single wild swing could incapacitate or kill.

    Meanwhile, our punches and kicks wouldnt do s***. Human strength simply doesn’t compare.

  • Apr 30, 2025
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    So I like this theory but I’d swap 1 for 2

    You should start with the series of runners first and then have small waves of the Vince Wilforks attack

    Important to note that you’d virtually be sacrificing these first two waves to inflict initial damage and to gas the gorilla

  • Apr 30, 2025
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    Old Man Robin

    So I like this theory but I’d swap 1 for 2

    https://twitter.com/vanlathan/status/1917287499057225786

    You should start with the series of runners first and then have small waves of the Vince Wilforks attack

    Important to note that you’d virtually be sacrificing these first two waves to inflict initial damage and to gas the gorilla

    This s*** got people activated

  • MrMudManMood

    This s*** got people activated

    This is how we survived the ice age.

  • Apr 30, 2025
    Nessy

    mark henry in a life or death scenario

    I'm winning

  • May 4, 2025
    mirza

    gorilla

    @Pokerking4128

  • May 4, 2025

    unironically i feel like this is a huge buildup for a year-end event where people will murder a gorilla on ppv