Mf what is this first day of school

Did I win?

Huge dong squid

Big vibe

It is physically impossible for 2 and 3 to both be true

I have a lot of Charizard cards
I eat spicy foods
I don’t floss

3 forsure

• Curved one of the hottest girls back in middle school
• Spent $800 on unreleased music
• Broke my collarbone playing pickup football

Very subtle yet crafty flex thread

👀

#3

lmaooo wasn’t even trying like that, just thought it would be a hard one to guess

i don’t produce anymore so i just use it as a fun fact now when a question like this comes up

So 2 is false

the fbi raided my home
i went to UC berkeley
i own two pet turtles

If you ghosted high libido idk man

i piped zendaya
i piped meg the stallion
i piped phoebe bridgers

YO LMAO

op really showing his age with this thread

turtles

Yet here you are posting on ktt

I have 5 legs
I have 2 eyes
I have 1 nose

Good luck freaking morons lol

I'm 5"8

I can beat you up

I'm white

3rd lol

Mood lol

I am a sakchaser
I am a waymaker
I am a quitter