most of my former colleagues do all of this meta comment posting where they are self aware enough to realize it's not that serious but then not self-aware enough to realize that they shouldn't waste any time on this platform in the first place

It’s kinda wild when you meet people irl who have that LinkedIn type persona but irl

They gotta be hiding something scary

Metro Bloomin got me geeked...

Congratulations @lil_YZY_vert, hardest working guy I know, you deserve it! Can’t wait to touch base soon, regards.

Sales bros....

Thank you for the kind words @BabyBooz hope the family are doing well! Let’s catch up soon!

Can't wait for this Roblox IPO

there was a girl in uni who wanted to be in our friend group who i basically named as the "un-cool" girl that whenever she heard about something it reached 'normie' status. this girl had the most basic b**** taste and wasn't very nice

one example that sticks out i remember when she discovered kendrick lamar and asked if i knew swimming pools and my friends made it a running joke forever ruining his music for me

anyway last year she posted openly how she was fired from her job on linkedin and how she was looking for new work. wrote this long ass pity post and it was just a bunch of people wishing her well instead of helping her find a new job lol s*** made me nauseous because the whole post was like her being so "thankful" to her former managers and company that fired her for the "amazing experiences" and "lifelong lessons"

that's the type of person that uses linkedin. the people still posting on facebook and s*** and listening to Halsey and getting fired from their s***ty marketing jobs and being a good little wagey and thanking their slave masters for the privilege

F*** LinkedIn and corporate culture

Let people wear nose piercings at work

I used to be high all the time. Only way I could do that basic ass Excel work or ride the BART

LinkedIn is for dudes who look like this

mood

Thought you doxxed me for a sec haha

I want to kill the stereotype of what a male working in business should look like

Patagonia vest
All Birds shoes
Blue bottle coffee

I'm ready to go out

Vintage Patagonia the new Holly grail for consumerist hypebeast drones getting tired of collecting Chinese shoes

Would rather kill myself than wear this nfs.

I respect Patagonia as a brand but I would never wear an article of their clothing

I love not fitting in

Wfh the future just turn your camera off lol

Wearing my grey Patagonia vest at this very moment to LARP as a finance bro

It's 90% mind set to become rich btw

That's why the machine elves on DMT tell you that thought is creation

The mind is a powerful thing

this song a modern classic

You talk into a webcam and answer scripted prompts and consider that a job interview that is the future