Ben Simmons rn is already better than what Trae will ever be.

Stop this mess

Usually I would think they’re done with a ghostwriter to format and make it look better.

For this one when reading I was amazed at how poorly it was formatted (the use of brackets like this every paragraph even)

With the actual subheadings as talking points as well lmao. I think this is probably done by Norm or they have some writers who write in this style to mimic the player.

Dont be ridiculous

I hate you

So the game starts off with the refs missing an obvious out of bounds call right in front of their face, us bricking a bunch of 3s, and tatum getting hammered but no call. good to know I can turn this one off

Like nearly every post on the site, the Ortiz essay was not written directly by its bylined athlete but instead crafted from a recorded interview with a Tribune staff producer. Hoenig said these interviews are less traditional question-and-answer sessions than monologues with questions to nudge the conversation along.

nytimes.com/2015/03/29/sports/athletes-finding-their-voice-in-derek-jeters-digital-venture.html?smid=nytcore-iphone-share&smprod=nytcore-iphone&_r=0

Feel like translating a verbal interview into a written essay is more transformative than they let on, especially since, as you said, it appears the ghostwriter is purposefully emulating an amateurish style of writing

Still find their work more interesting than other sports journalism tho

Nets down 15 to WHO???

Gyro avy fr the most angry I’ve ever been on this website

Blame yzy

its a good avy bet cause ppl wont necessarily assume its an avy bet

Fr
It’d be the best type of profile to give me if I lost one

they can’t miss 😭

you not working either

The amount of chucking in this mavs celtics game and it’s only halfway thru the 1st

Harden chose the wrong team

I can’t even post that avi man

His defence is better than Trae’s offence and Simmons will get you 15-20 points depending on how lazy he’s feeling.

He’s just not comparable

so tired of this league man. josh richardson making 30 foot pull ups. such f***ing nonsense.

and we're starting a literal white supremacist. when the f*** is this team going to stay healthy for more than 1 day? never?

Bullshit 3s man the Mavs live and die by em

Man do you work at all

Trae is pound for pound more talented than that coward Simmons

Nets -11 was a trap