I don’t have to cause I’m not

That's a white woman

Married to shirley, overweight, drinking problem

You need the vaccine for sure lol

I don’t even know why I made this my name

That’s actually adorable

Too much lol

ayoooo her name is shirley????

dan and shirley

Ayooo waffles hasn’t been laid in months

shirley in bed by 9PM

The Man arguing online about the potential of Donte until 2AM.

friend got his girl a cutting board w their initials engraved for an anniversary and i thought it was funny theyd just stab this thing representing their relationship over and over again

then they broke up lol

i might tonight

I could've earlier this week but im so lazy man.

the downside of turning old

No lol

Lmao

Flight back with that girl

you want me to get you a fitting avi?

wheres belts at man

f***ing died once they traded Harden for Kelly Otrash

Think he comes back tonorrow

is it New Orleens, New Orlins or Nawlins ?

depending on the circumstances of my life and other factors, id consider killing myself if our two best players left my team too

Please bro