funniest thing to me is how hicks buy fractional shares of cows

like they'll buy a third of a live cow

Thot like Whole Foods my brain thinking nandos Mayo lol

I might be RD bruh

We all do one way or another smh

Different udders have different efficiencies 👁

How does that work? So when the cow is slaughtered they get a third of the money?

My friends step brother got a cow for his birthday when he was younger he smelled so bad lmao

Me every time lmao
Gasol should’ve been in smh

Don’t let that go over your heads kings

freak

a third of the meat lmao

Head case K Love played 22 minutes tonight and didn't take a single shot lmao his team hates him

Dude pulled the heist of the century on the cavs with that contract 😂😂

It’s quarter to 1 AM don’t make me think

udderly ridiculous

Whats their VORU?

Value over replacement udder

Animal milk is straight up disgusting I try not to think about it

Give me five minutes with any cow and I’ll figure out which udder is the biggest leaker

wait you had an interview this week right

Yup on Monday

Jimminy def drinks straight from the udder