coulda mailed it in but he gave good answers

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Idk why this is so funny to me

My roommate called me to let someone in before she got back home and hes been alone in my house for 1 hr 30 min and shes still not her when I got back. Should I just kick her out for even thinking this is OK?

crying she made u the receptionist for her w****house

in ur own damn crib

The disrespect for me

Think I have an alcohol problem

RT me @Dee

Tell him you f***ed your roommate and gave her clamydia. He’ll leave quickly

It’s not a problem until you wake up at 10am and chug a whiskey bottle

Shes nasty bro I would never cop to that

Crazy man

Why would you let a stranger in lol

Keeks getting home invaded right now

I mean hes not a total stranger Ive met him and I know shes not gonna invite a sketchy person but its the principle

keeks ready to slaughter the bank teller for not greeting him with a smile yet letting strange h**** men post up in his living room no problem

I told her next time one of her many boys wants to come by 1 and a half hr early hes gna be waitin in his car outside

Shes so emotional lmao she asked if I was gonna kick her out Keyloggged my pc or some s***

Mavs Fam, Hawks Fam, Super 5 Seeds B)

You should pull up next to him and watch the hawks highlights

He was face down asleep or pretending to be asleep on her bed while shes out with another dude and the other dudes driving. I have no idea what her relationships is like but good lord how can this many dudes be interested