Just imagine getting top from aliens bro
Bet you'd have a smirk on your face
Now this would be global news
Xi not messing around its gonna happen sooner or later
and our best route to building a land presence sufficient to cut off the oil supply from iran is through the south caucuses which is increasingly becoming russia's exclusive sphere of influence
I don't think they'd be able to effectively fuel themselves by land, the route from iran to the eastern coast of china is too long and the amount of oil necessary is too big for pipelines or trucks. They really need oil tankers iirc
The US could just park itself in Djibouti and block any outgoing ships if they don't want to use any of its carrier groups
Should've known that the mention of aliens would turn this conversation a different direction
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amber rose was an extraterrestrial the whole time
Should've known that the mention of aliens would turn this conversation a different direction
Does it ever end with anything else?
This girl first pic on tinder of a backwood she rolled
You literally f***ed a random on her period less than a day ago
Should've known that the mention of aliens would turn this conversation a different direction
It's going this direction without Stealth's influence. That's scary
that's why we're investing heavily in on-shore semiconductor fabs for when tsmc falls under china's yoke
He don’t get it lmao. We’d send random pilots from the mainland to distract, meanwhile we got 40 UFOs entering China cloaked ready to end it
They went to Iraq for oil and lied about their intentions they can do anything tbh
Xi not messing around its gonna happen sooner or later
This will cause real friction, nations aren’t going to be able to ignore that
that's why we're investing heavily in on-shore semiconductor fabs for when tsmc falls under china's yoke
None of this matters when the aliens pull up
The Onion is like 99% misses but I appreciate the 1%
Sounds like your stats with the ladies except they got better win % than you
that's why we're investing heavily in on-shore semiconductor fabs for when tsmc falls under china's yoke
Damn u know a lot about this
I remember when everyone was pushing that you had to learn mandarin when you’re young because China gonna takeover lol
I don't think they'd be able to effectively fuel themselves by land, the route from iran to the eastern coast of china is too long and the amount of oil necessary is too big for pipelines or trucks. They really need oil tankers iirc
The US could just park itself in Djibouti and block any outgoing ships if they don't want to use any of its carrier groups
china has a base in djibouti too and has been doing provocative military exercises there