Look at mr classism over here

When the pizza rolls are ready

Putting you in an ankle lock if I ever see u irl

a week ago NEW

I needed a new sofa so my daughter and I went to the local La-Z-Boy. Our salesman Dan was very flirtatious with my daughter and asked for her hand in marriage just moments after meeting her. Not sure what it was but we are Chinese if that means anything. Thanks, Dan for great customer service and for marrying my daughter even though she can do better!

straight to the feet who'd have guessed

Attack your enemy’s weaknesses

Showers are so pre covid

What

feet are both my weakness and your weakness 🤤

Your*

grammar my real weakness

Dumbass

You liek pizza rolls?

WhAt

doesn't count if u correct it in a second

Next page man

get a room

Ironically shirley did come to Lazboy with her friend b4 we met and her friend bought a sofa from me

Oh my dumbass thought they were fighting

Pls stop posting vez man