when you need to take a quick dook but its one of them ones that takes half an hour to wipe clean
Like wiping a permanent marker
Death, taxes and sexually unsatisfying Shirley on Thursday mornings
selling ass and La-Z-boys
sometimes when i sneeze i poop a little
This happens a lot when you have diarrhea. 
Just spotted a blue jay @KadeemAllen
Y’all gonna win tonight
This happens a lot when you have diarrhea. 
its kinda like ur bussy is squirting