to be a fly on the wall at the yuuurps family dinner

cmon nigga

Gotta be some wild s***

that avypost worked perfectly

I couldn’t help myself lol

Swear they just eat anchovies and drink warm milk

And bathe in hot dog water

Wow...just the type of s*** I would expect from someone with a Lakers avy. You don’t know anything about me and yet you still doubt me?? Yes I DID play against Kennard in high school and dunked on him (also held him to two points) and yes I COULD HAVE gone pro but I chose to take care of my sick mother and work on my music career instead. In a way I should have expected this, there is no way an unathletic dweeb like yourself could ever understand what it’s like to hear the pain in John Caliparis voice as you tell him you won’t be joining his roster. I had to make 3 phone calls and believe me it was a very sad day for Calipary, Rick pitino and mike krechefsky when they found out, but these guys understand, they know the business. So when I say LeBron and I know what we’re talking about you can take it to the bank and I’m not just saying that because we’re pals. LeBron is a stand up guy and he could be in the hall of fame one day so don’t you dare EVER question his basketball opinions. He’s a stand up guy. You know how many hoes are in his dm’s every day? AT LEAST a dozen, everyone wants a piece of LeBillionaire but he pays them no mind, he’s faithful to one lady. And he won’t even lay any pipe at all whatsoever during the season because it depletes his hormones. He stores up all his body juices during the season which actually causes him to age faster which FYI is the cause of his hair loss, but he does it to play better and help the team. I’m sure you’ve never even been on a team much less a championship team. So don’t ever doubt either of us again, because we know what we’re talking about, we have the experience and the strength to physically dominate grown men in their athletic primes while you only have the strength to hide behind your keyboard and insult us

1v1 me and get cooked

Nigga YOU shut up

i would contemplate swatting you if i were in his shoes

As someone who’s had dinner at the yurp compound I can confirm

We shoulda swatted heebz when he posted his address

She’s grizzlies beat writer/blogger

thibs used to be built

you were the victim of the night?

1v1 an application

Time to see if I still have any wine

whenever i get merch or jerseys thats big on me i always think i can give it to my kids one day and theyll have the coolest stuff to wear to school 🙈