no wonder i'm ranting i didn't even smoke any weed yet. brb

just realized it's been 3 years now since i was gainfully employed
so proud of myself

They’re jokes for a reason my man.

It’s improving apparently but still even if 1% of the population is doing it that’s still 10 million people.

I have a MacBook Air from like 2015 which is noticeably getting on in age.

I can still use word processing and stream s*** but it’s just laggy.

New Macs are like 2.5k

I bought an iPad Air 4 and will use that for media and use the ghost of my Mac for word processing and coursework.

this is synopsis scaling the capitol walls

lmao i just tried rebooting my 2015 one rn and it worked, wasn't even showing an HDD in disk utility earlier

weird long live both our dusty macs

i spilled an entire glass of whiskey on the keyboard a couple years ago when i was playing music off it at a party

all but like 3 buttons stopped working for like a month and then it miraculously just restored itself to full functionality

and now its bouncing back from a fried hard drive apple got some voodoo magic s*** they're not telling us about

the password on it is still "III" because a capital i was the only input it would make when it was broken lol

finna get some starbucks to go w my 20oz red bull i had 2hrs ago

really drives home 9.8m/s^2

the new macbook is $1,000

apple.com/shop/buy-mac/macbook-pro/16-inch

must be talking about this

scared to close the lid on mine now the end is imminent

Just bough some """mid""" can't wait to be made fun of in this thread by the 9-5 crew when they wake up

Some white b**** stole my ubereats order

the pro line is a way for apple to scam people now

same s*** with the iphone 12 pro

half oz ?

Now I know how heebz feels

a little less they only let you buy 5 grams at once so i have to go to 2 stores

one on the right looks better but what do i know

No different than what I can get from Jamaica Ave

lowkey half the weed they be saying is "dank" is just not properly dried and u get less of it cause its still damp lol

hate this jewish trick

Finessing since young!