There was this one 2nd date where she was just boring as s***, feel like we both knew nothing was going on there after that

Hate that when people be more interesting in messages or over the phone than when you see them

No the one who cried profusely about spilling her drink and who may have lived in a Mexican restaurant

“you text nothing like you look” - frank ocean 😪

Always so much easier dating people you’ve had previous correspondence for a while

whatsudhdkgjfkf

Such a good and profound line.

S*** I had only known her for about two weeks and truth be told I only really wanted the cheeks, I wasn't really much for the whole ringaround

so do you just hang out by the docks waiting for migrants to arrive

most ppl are pretty boring until you talk to them about some s*** they are interested in tho

Btw is the girl

Redacted !

Yeah she just kept wanting to talk about weed ctfu there's only so much you can say

Shoot your shot again

shes really pretty and also idk how i can just tell shes british

Ugly

Feel like talking about d**** on a date is a major red flag to me lol

Yeah you gotta make it right bro

if thats me im finding and strangling the bird that blew up my spot

was thinking the same thing lol

glad someone is being honest with him!

I’m finding its offsprings and making sure the bloodline ends there

Finna post a picture of my girl hold up

After your face tune pics everyone is

hes gonna post himself w girl filter