Bad part about crime in Europe is ur def getting stabbed

Like lobsters don’t feel pain

My biggest fear

*kidnapped

just dont go to europe, problem solved.

Also a 2 hour drive turned into a 6 hour one due to heavy fog and a truck in front of us was dropping cauliflower on the road so we kept driving over cauliflower lmao

Bunch of yuuurps running around

Same lmso worst thing you can ask for is a switch, they will move you down the rotation from bench to reserves

same with india except the bandits were cops

Lmao

Ice fishing is about getting tanked in a heated shanty, not as much about fishing. Plus you are bundled up if you are smart so the cold is w/e. Only time you fish is when there’s a tip up

Drill a hole in the ice with an auger, scoop the ice out, put the fishing line in the water with a minnow attached and set the flag down. When the line is touched the flag goes up and you run to the hole. But after a certain time in the day you just give up and drink and talk. I miss lt!

Those tourist traps had me shook too. They try so hard to sell random s*** to you and follow you for like 5 seconds until you say nah im good

Remember an old teacher that did a bunch of tours in the Middle East saying every step he took he’d hear the crunching of camel spiders under his feet

Had two separate roommates that’d been kidnapped lol, wild how it’s just kinda regular in dif parts of the world

My uncle ran a police stop and the cop started chasing us but he was on a scooter so he couldnt catch up 😭😭😭

Dan doing all that to get drunk and talk when he can just do that in his living room away from ice like he does every day

Had luggage on me too so i was just praying nothing happened

Used to ride greyhound from Louisiana yo dc 16 hours, get home and feel like
A vegetable for 3 days

damn, type america

Those magnet clickers that make noise when you throw them.

Plus the random fat guys dressed at gladiators who charge for photos.

Italy is weird man. Also the tourist traps are safe enough but going to and back from them at night

3 day bus rides on the greyhounds are tough

You are missing the point

Paul blart was on your ass!

long ass layovers