You just know Dan was at the dinner table thinking a threesome was coming
I can see his dumbass smiling now
Wearing his Dort jersey
I noticed she wasn’t wearing one and shirley said that she never has
why did you notice that and then proceed to tell your wife what you noticed
Always needed those because some dummy always rolling up with a gun
Eventually just stopped going cause it wasn't worth it unless if somebody hired security before hand
Went a whole year running from gun shots, cops or a disgruntled boyfriend
im coming down with a fever
why did you notice that and then proceed to tell your wife what you noticed
Have you just met this guy?
Yuh I saw that, was just curious if there’s a pic wih 🍋🍋 or 🍈🍈 going around
Nah man sorry
why did you notice that and then proceed to tell your wife what you noticed
General inquiry
Dan got one too lol
smh
Have you just met this guy?
no but it still doesnt make sense like he cant really be like that
Went a whole year running from gun shots, cops or a disgruntled boyfriend
the last one
Rate this girl out of 10
Yeah just took a cbd gummy, about to sleep
sleep tight pupper
Funniest post Dan made about Vicky is when he was asked how far he wuld have gone all he posted was
no but it still doesnt make sense like he cant really be like that
He told his wife he had a thing for her friend
I don’t think he has any filter