Fine hbu
you still sick?
if i had a wedding i would have a taylor swift song as the first dance song i think lover
yall remember those lil ad papers for the scholastic book fair? dan picked his wife out one of those
if i had a wedding i would have a taylor swift song as the first dance song i think lover
15/10 wedding
told him id mix a few songs for him bc he wants to start rapping and he offered to pay me w edibles n wax instead
all his money tied up in product like a dummy
Imagine the nut he bust Lmaoo
lets not
the thought of other people seeing you "slow dance" makes me sick to my stomach
dan def has said “Dude her t*** are so big” before
Guy still wearing an I heart b***ies bracelet
That one guy who knows you're holding and is mad you won't give him any
The fellas suddenly become your best friend
Yeah but feeling better than I did yesterday
disappointing didn’t study for this test i have on tomorrow
You’ll pass it anyway
Guy still wearing an I heart b***ies bracelet
One of those FBI female body inspector shirts lmao
dan def has said “Dude her t*** are so big” before
he seems like he would say majumbos or knockers
It wasnt Dan's fault there were no women available around 9am or so for the first 28 years of his life
Tbh I was pretty shy growing up and also pretty broke before moving to illinois so really didn’t have the confidence for random one night stands. After my mom died and I became more independent in a new state my mind state changed and I was able to accomplish more things
I couldn't take it anymore last year and went to Florida
And I'm going to Austin next week
Both are maskless
Be safe man 🤞🏾