All he ever wanted

Theft of property :pog:

Wholesale elimination

If only

Wait, when did Step 2 happen?

Wait until conservatives find out you can’t pump gas during a power outage

Not a cringe tweet but the condition being described is cringe

man loves labelling s*** even when it’s completely obvious what it is

Man, gotta know your audience I guess

Lmao I didn't see it was an embedded tweet for a while there I thought foreign policy had a verified KTT account

Now do American literature

i stg i thought his shirt said "The power of KHERSON" and i was about to go insane

no way

A HERO WE TRUELY DESERVE!

Bragging about knowing reddit jannies

Isnt he technically right with the cousin thing? Most people probably dont even know their second cousin and I thought genetically it aint that bad. The daughter thing is creepy tho

The reaction not the quote