um, would you say that you are.......kinky?

if i was in nyc 20 years ago i would have literally jumped up hundreds of feet in the air, caught the planes and threw them at the sun.

🤨?

Am I supposed to be the kid who no one listens to (which isn't true) or the adult who only picks and chooses when they pay attention?

Osama Bin Laden in hell playing dominos with Ronald Reagan

You mean Woodrow Wilson

every U.S. president is in hell or going there

I believe it lol

Appreciate the honesty and thank you for your service.

This nigga doordashing BREAKFAST

Anytime any place bro

When did EJ Manuel start working for ESPN lmao

Why are ppl mad there’s a black girl in God of War when Kratos is literally black

Got your ass

Went for a morning walk and forgot there was a 9/11 5K run outside my apartment

Saw my 10 year old nephew running

This mfer got a football game later today

Getting the conditioning in early, guy's a natural

Ud eat that p**** dont lie u deviant