she's doing me a favor i guess i didn't waste a night with a boring ass delusional b****!

Dan should study Mandarin and be a Bucks broadcaster in China

Lol type beat

How much she charge for a date

Most of my friends are in Wisconsin my man. But I did ask the owner of my fav bar who has lots of great connections and he said he would help but hasn’t gotten back to me

That uni

this is true too, companies are far too lazy to follow up on things. some places do ask for a copy of your diploma but would a beer place

we didn't discuss that we were going to get drinks and i decided to push my luck lol

Keep at it man. It’s not easy I understand

What do you mean push your luck

You asked her for s***in advance?

Lol if u kno real niggas u can photoshop a degree (highly illegal tho)

Not really lel

get that s*** for 40k off

dude just having a normal convo about getting drinks

"so how much for sex?"

Women who get offended when niggas explicitly ask for s***are bush league

I wanna get deepthroated by someone itt rn lol

Thanks for the help. In my spirit I really feel like this type of job would suit me well but there’s just so much nepotism involved.

working 100+ hours a week and not seeing your family to increase the share price for faceless people

huge L imo

You seem like a sleazy piece of s*** tbh

autism a hell of a d***

she's been hard to plan with because she works a bartending job, one of those "busy" girls. so tonight finally she ended up having time before a trip she's leaving for next week. otherwise i wouldn't see her probably ever or in a few weeks which is pointless

we agree to get drink but then she goes maybe 1 drink i'm kind of tired from working all week. so i say f*** it and suggest we just get a nice room and have a drink and she gets some spending money for her trip

then i get that mental gymnastics text back

usually i just propose that on a date and the girl will say yes because in person they're much easier to convince and they drop the pretense. whatever xD on to the next one