I’m drunk and high at the same time drinking champagne on the airplane

@Dee @Clamoa classic

Brown sugar the best

I was mixin em up

All 3 of em together >>

had 2 bowls of the 3mix

Ayo fellas, we got a mixologist ova heya

When my twizzy let that blick go
i was mindin my business

(❁´◡`❁)

Val be mixing oatmeal like he mixes his lean and sprite

Mountain dew better for putting d**** in

robb banks had it right

I ain’t even tryna flame but u really find sumn the ugliest mfs on these dating sites

Just bought a 20 pack of these yesterday

I need Kimora Lee Simmons to be my sugar mama

dino oatmeal for breakfast, dino nuggets for lunch

never betting on hockey again

Flyers lost in OT

F***in idiots

Philly sports are full of queers

RT me @ReturnofStealth

He's one of the biggest queers

Grow up and go to the track and bet on the ponies instead

Are these even baked

People will s*** on frozen pizza

But eat pizza rolls

they're microwaved