Fake outrage every time a new chappelle special comes out
Keep helpin my man’s get free promo
Come on bro you know he been mid the last four specials
these twitter people just like being in a state of outrage 24/7
Always gotta be crying or canceling something to feel a sense of fulfillment and belonging among the other losers of that app
its activism bro stop shaming her
these twitter people just like being in a state of outrage 24/7
Always gotta be crying or canceling something to feel a sense of fulfillment and belonging among the other losers of that app
Lmfao god damnit man
I cant even rent this apartment bc i don’t have a paycheck i can show them
so lame good lord
Fake one
Hey mech from now on I want you to refer to me as the debt collector. You know why mech? Cuz that s*** is mine n you know that, so throw that. Do a throwback, n you know that s*** is mine baby. KNOCK KNOCK knockin on that p****, got the walls of that bussy doin flips and that tussy on my s***! Let it KNOCK KNOCK knockin on them walls, let that s*** bust down mech, Imma make you frown mech. Run that ass around the room, up and down the walls, like scary movie 1 or maybe was it 2? Where the ghost was f***in that b**** raw in her tutu. And the neighbors know my name MECHANICAAAAL, WOOOOOOHOOO MECHAN-MECHAAAAANICAL OOOH OOOH .. Bite that s*** down aghhhh, I'm the debt collector cuz Im about to neck ya, young mechanical b**** I might f*** around and plug ya like a jack. Got all the tools in the back mech and mech, mech and mech, f*** ya just like mickey blanco. Aint no place that we can't go naaah naaah but the neighbors know his name mechanicaaal
Come on bro you know he been mid the last four specials
I was laughing my ass off at The Closer
why did i tip this uber driver man
4 bucks on a 16 dollar check n u cant come straight to me?
Putting aside how wild this is great wordplay here. Flows really well.
Hey mech from now on I want you to refer to me as the debt collector. You know why mech? Cuz that s*** is mine n you know that, so throw that.
why did i tip this uber driver man
because you've fell into the trap that is the american tipping culture
because you've fell into the trap that is the american tipping culture
f***in society smh
why tip before the ride
its eats :/
I was laughing my ass off at The Closer
He’s washed man. How many more specials is he gonna do about cancel culture? And I’m not even offended by it at all, just bored.
He’s washed man. How many more specials is he gonna do about cancel culture? And I’m not even offended by it at all, just bored.
Tough
Malik Monk plays basketball today
i fall for it every time smh every man for himself cant trust em