i dropped out highschool im way too up like f*** the rules
i cant cuff these b****es cuz they pick n choose 🦍🦍

Zack Fox is a legitimately good rapper

Welp time to………..SHIT!!!!

this a work s*** or u at home

Bootymath to you

I seen a pic of new toilets that are designed to be uncomfortable so workers can't stay there for long periods of time
Dk if it was satire but

This white boy on Twitter just DM’d me asking me what I think about his top 10 Kanye list

This a home s***

I did manage to get two s***s in at work today

Wish he didn't retire bootymath legit 10/10 stage name

66% work to home s*** ratio not bad

when vice was actually good >>>>

only thing i fw now is the 1 star reviews they do

“I suck at texting”
yeah right b****

I can usually get my three daily s***s in on the clock but today I worked a shorter shift so I couldn’t get them all in

I get to see my mom in 6 days 🙏🏿

love dealing with a power outage

THREE

Yeah I usually s*** three times a day. It’s the IBS bro.

I suck at texting=you're not a scammer or d*** dealer

Only time I s*** that much is when im drinking excessively

Yeah it ain’t that bad now that I’m used to it. It was terrible in college tho.

Eating edibles in college and it smells like loud in the morning

I take about 5 s***s per day i feel great

#realshitter