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@Slingshot

I’m legit crying man.

What stopped you from raping that drunk woman

Dan: She wasn’t single

😭😭😭😭😭

like Dan would care

Tell that stupid honkey to shut the f*** up and get back in the show room

I’m coming for a recliner

If i'm Philly, I would do that Pacers deal of Brogdon, Caris Levert and a 1st round pick for Simmons, and just get this entire situation over with.

need it

You be mad flirty in my dms but cool in front of the fellas huh

I see you

He’s not American. Think he’s Eastern European

A man of principles!

so hes white?

You ever get freaky with it?

Had a female barber once and they be putting their breasts all over your head

More buzzed. She came to my place to sober up enough to drive home. She was def lucid

Lmao look

Sound like a chet hanks wet dream

Is frog p*** a thing? I’ll be back

Read like a @Jihyo post

Yeah, I would probably still go. Just to look at the scenery.

mans willingly searching up frog p*** and he wonders why hes depressed

🤤

I was just chilling and she’s like “can I come over?” At like 10pm on a Thursday. My anxiety was through the roof!

Okay, I see you.

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