Lmao he said he had a fiance that was only with him to do research on him
his girl friend was a social worker who he was legally required to check in with
jaco was also an nyu grad with a latina wife and friends with caylee cowan
interesting addition to the thread

Keeks already threatening me?
That’s cool I got posts saved of him saying bannable s*** to turbo
Play that hand queer
jaco was also an nyu grad with a latina wife and friends with caylee cowan
interesting addition to the thread
all 3 of these things were figments of his imagination
Keeks already threatening me?
That’s cool I got posts saved of him saying bannable s*** to turbo
Play that hand queer
Keeks already threatening me?
That’s cool I got posts saved of him saying bannable s*** to turbo
Play that hand queer
Dude b**** lmao
all 3 of these things were figments of his imagination
they werent really but the lying was a good gimmick too imo
Keeks already threatening me?
That’s cool I got posts saved of him saying bannable s*** to turbo
Play that hand queer
Uh oh
My favorite jaco story was him throwing a party and people leaving condom wrappers on his bed
Keeks already threatening me?
That’s cool I got posts saved of him saying bannable s*** to turbo
Play that hand queer
What he say
his name is DAN?
right? everything about the Dan the Man persona is over the top
there is no way anyone can overflow with such immense mediocrity in every single facet of their life
the complete lack of self awareness. the imposing arrogance fueled by the completion of the bare minimum adult level tasks. the pleasure of working at a furniture store (lazy boy for gods sake). the color by numbers stereotype of being a old white ass american male married to a chinese girl who can't cook at all. his favorite artists all being god awful.
that's what actually gave it away that is was all a character-- that when he tries to throw people off by saying he's a fan of a decent artist or band, he always, without fail, says his favorite album is always their widely understood and agreed upon worst album. i was like, okay this s*** wouldn't even work for a sketch comedy.
right? everything about the Dan the Man persona is over the top
there is no way anyone can overflow with such immense mediocrity in every single facet of their life
the complete lack of self awareness. the imposing arrogance fueled by the completion of the bare minimum adult level tasks. the pleasure of working at a furniture store (lazy boy for gods sake). the color by numbers stereotype of being a old white ass american male married to a chinese girl who can't cook at all. his favorite artists all being god awful.
that's what actually gave it away that is was all a character-- that when he tries to throw people off by saying he's a fan of a decent artist or band, he always, without fail, says his favorite album is always their widely understood and agreed upon worst album. i was like, okay this s*** wouldn't even work for a sketch comedy.
right? everything about the Dan the Man persona is over the top
there is no way anyone can overflow with such immense mediocrity in every single facet of their life
the complete lack of self awareness. the imposing arrogance fueled by the completion of the bare minimum adult level tasks. the pleasure of working at a furniture store (lazy boy for gods sake). the color by numbers stereotype of being a old white ass american male married to a chinese girl who can't cook at all. his favorite artists all being god awful.
that's what actually gave it away that is was all a character-- that when he tries to throw people off by saying he's a fan of a decent artist or band, he always, without fail, says his favorite album is always their widely understood and agreed upon worst album. i was like, okay this s*** wouldn't even work for a sketch comedy.
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