The year is 2057 and UD still signing min vet contracts with the Miami Meat

2/2 in 2 mins

His PER gotta be goin crazy

this statline is crazy lmao

It’s kinda smart keeping a player as a coach under a player contract

2 techs 🙇🏽‍♀️🙇🏽‍♀️

Crazy amount of work put in in those 2 minutes 🔥🔥
Worth the money

I don't believe that it's really $200k, normally child support payment is determined on a percentage of the man's annual salary/income. He is rookie extension eligible where he is capable of making up to $173m from 2023-2027 along with added bonuses from making all-NBA, all-star, playoffs, etc.

I don't believe it'll truly be $200k a month, I think someone probably just added a zero to make it more dramatic so it's probably $20K a month. Still sucks though since he is only on that rookie contract and has yet to be offered the extension.

Has UD ever actually fought on court tho?

fool proof plan

Haslem really is a Miami basketball OG since high school

Udonis Haslem clearly has one reason and one reason only to be on that roster, and he did it well in those 2 mins.

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I follow the #design hashtag cuz I’m a multi faceted man and this manages to pop up on my feed under it. Instagram is evil

"cuz I’m a multi faceted man"

Soon bro, been caught up with some other bullshit

Dwight had it coming honestly lmao if picked the wrong dude to try his bullshit with

Slimane

smh

sawft

XRP

200k prolly not far off when you consider alimony and s*** tho