so im at this house party (barely been to these since ive been outta high school) and I link up with this thot that ive known for a while. i came with my **, but i was planning on linking up with her the entire time so as soon as i get there i abandon them and get together with her. we just posted up on the couch drinking and vibin. things are going good, but we both only had one reason for being together tn. so anyways about 45 mins in she asks me if i wanna smoke a blunt with her upstairs ( wink wink :eyeroll: :eyeroll: ) so im like yeah lol finally and we head upstairs. we find a room, no blunt in sight and start making out. b**** is like a solid 7/10 with a fat ass and my d*** been dry for a bit so im lowkey hyped lmao
so anyways this b**** aint playing no games and she drops to her knees immediately and starts unbuttoning my pants

now lemme preface this by saying this girl has been my desperation coochie appointment for as long as I've known her so this isn't our first time. this b**** is a freak too, loves to be tied up, shackled and whipped type s*** im not wit all that lol ill choke a b****, but i aint going too far beyond that.

so anyways she pulls off my pants and starts going to town on my d*** s*** felt so mf good i swear it had me drooling lmao. b**** slobbering everywhere, sounded like she was grapefruiting my s***. so she stops for a bit and tells me to "rough her up" im like lol ok. so she gets back to work and I'm just dazed in a trance, idk what came over me but i cocked my hand back like i was finna scratch my back or sum and slapped this b**** with the wrath of zeus. (shit got me flying just thinking about it) swear i sent her like 2 feet back. she gets back up, looks back at me mad as s*** and then dips the room. im jus sitting there staring like

so im just cooling in the room, put my pants back on and im about to go downstairs, next thing i know like 5 ** rush into the room talkin bout "which b**** ass * assaulted my sister"

so boul runs up on me and puts hands on me tryna beat my ass and while him and i are confronting each other another * sneaks my s*** from the side. next thing you know im tossing everything in that room tryna hit ** cologne bottles, mirrors, pushed over a nightstand. caused enough commotion for my ** to come looking for me. s*** escalated into a full out worldstar brawl. yo we f***ed that room up. mad holes in the wall, all the windows smashed. s*** everywhere. only positive is i gave that b**** brother a kfc 2 piece drumsticks and fries special. anyways i guess someone called the cops, and we all dipped.

now im mad as s***. d*** only got half wet, my fwb probably gone forever, my cheek still kinda hurts from that * sneaking my s***

life trash

Last 100 pages of the last book in the series

Dudes be wylin

wait is this ktt1

took me a while to find

The worst thing about you is you’ll keep poking someone

No but I hear they got the original actors voices for it so I’ll start tonight if it’s out

Wbu

Would you say they are over the great wall?

and nobodies reading all that lol

Thats why i had to leave the imessage i think i couldnt stop doin that lol

i read it and laughed again thats all that matters

Lol I’m sorry

you had some dudes sick

Dan knows i love him

Bam Adebesco

About to watch right now, seeing Peggy become a super soldier instead of Steve should be wild

slapped this b**** with the wrath of zeus.

I only make dan wife jokes when he throws unsolicited jabs about the nets

Ill never talk about another mans wife or girl

Bjm vs Legawd james a classic tho

Stealth makes the most over the line jokes about Shirley and Dan said he’d bring him to the wedding lol

Ctfuuu