having to watch chase hunter one last year is going to be nightmarish.

I’m fine with it honestly, I feel like peak college basketball was defined by eras.

Now, it’s not like 5 star talent are the ones staying 5 years (outside of Queernely). But we do have familiar faces providing a friendly face for fans, which is cool

Zep Jasper has been playing ball since my sophomore year in 2018, at least

I’m 24 in 2 month

Would hate looking at him but would be the perfect auburn PG

Wow he’s gonna be a great jayhawk

C***Clemence in the transfer portal 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 thank you God

SDSU WINNING THIS

Alright I already posted some of my experiences In the Tinder thread...
Making a thread so I can just cope and make myself feel better from the dopamine that I will receive from you guys
Before you question "Yik yak? in 2023??" This app is popping at my university. Ive met up with 4 girls last semester and f***ed 2. Anyways... lets get to the story.
So I see a post on yik yak saying "anyone want hangout at insert apartment name, my roommate is gone for a couple hours" On yik yak, you can DM people now but this app is anonymous. So I dm'd "are you a girl?" They reply with "yes." So im like, alright im down. So im at the trolley stop when we were texting. Train will arrive in like 8 mins. While im waiting, I ask for her insta. She was like "I dont have socials 😭"
Then she described herself to me, "im a 5'4 Latina girls and im in a sorority." I reply with "how tf are you in a sorority but dont have social media " They reply with "its a small one" Im like ok, theres some small sororities. Maybe its like some honor sorority or something.
So Im like thinking "bro I need to see what she looks like before I head over." So I ask for her number so she can send me a selfie. She replies with "I dont want to give you my number. I only give it when I meet them first" So its 2 mins till the train arrives. I leave the station and sit at the Starbucks at my uni. While there, im just begging trying to get her number so I can see what she looks like. She's saying like "its ok, I can just get other d***" Im like wait wait chill . So im like f***... im really going to do this huh? Without even knowing what she looks like? I keep texting her "youre definitely a guy" and other stuff like that. She's saying s*** like "im ovulating rn and I'll do anything you want but I just need to get fingered first" Im like She mentions that the bus will take her to her apartment.
So I get on the bus. Waiting to arrive and im just basically telling her that im almost there. Where should I go to meet you? blah blah blah. So I look at Apple Maps and the bus drove past the bus stop at her place. Mind you, Im having severe anxiety right now. What if this is a guy playing a prank, what if im going to get killed, what if this girl is actually ugly af. Im about to have anxiety s***s. So since the bus missed the stop, I get out at some random area. I pay for an uber to take me there.
So I arrived. She tells me to wait inside the leasing office and she'll come down to get me. So im waiting for like maybe 6 mins and she's not down yet. Im panicking. Theres people going in and out the office. I keep wondering "is that her?" Then she texts me to go upstairs. Im like
Im on the elliptical machine rn. Im still like So I go up, and I see three girls on the treadmill/ellipticals. Remember , she mentioned she was a 5'4 Latina girl. So I see a Latina girl on the right on the elliptical. Im just standing at the entrance waiting for her to turn around. I stood there for like 2 mins then went to sit down on some couch. Im just still looking at the three girls from where im sitting. Im texting the girl "im literally staring at you" She says "come talk to us." I text her "wtf you said youre roommate is gone." She replies with "just come to us" Then im seeing that im getting messages from her and none of the girls are even using their phone
I immediately think "bruh, I just got f***ing pranke. I cant believe I fell for it" I text the girl saying "bro this s*** is fake im leaving" She replies with "no comeback" I say "nah im out". Then... they reply with "bozo. You just got f***ed with by two guys. How desperate can you be 🤣 we were laughing at you 😭" I just reply with "LMAOOOOO THAT WAS A GOOD ONE FR" They reply again with "I cant believe you took a bus and an uber to get f***ed with LMAOOO"
Now that im thinking, when I was waiting on the couch I saw these two guys go in the room next to me. They probably went to investigate and see me. And it was INDEED them who f***ed with me.
Im so f***ing embarrassed. Did the walk of shame out of the leasing office. Called another uber to take me home. Im never going to meet someone again with without seeing a picture first. Im a dumbass. I thought I would never fall for it, but I thought with my d***. Only thing im scared for is if they recorded me and posted it on TIK TOK. I hope I dont wake tomorrow and go to school and everyone laughs at me from the TIK TOK
My cope is that I think those guys are f***ing weird for doing that. Like who tf pretends to be a girl? We are in college. Anyways that my coping mechanism. Still an L

just STDSU tingz 🤪

Tonight we are all Michigan state fans

#GOHOGS

The game needs Jay Wright back on the sidelines

My Huskies

Bill Self at the RUCKER

Expose those frauds bro

Wish him all the best elsewhere, our program is in shambles right now I don't blame him for leaving

let's get it

lets go mariners

Hauser is a problem