Pusha t getting shoutouts in opening monologue after yesterday lol

I would cry

ass

Ugly ass city. S***ty beach, ocean front tourist chain zone, suburban crawl in a trench coat. Hold my breath every time I drive by it

When I think the stankie backshots can’t get any better but then hear doot off in the distance

bro is glazing

He already won one

its over for me and over for them too

We are richer than the opps.

white poeple trying t o tell him "my bad"

When I was young, my family and I went on a European vacation and I thought the Louvre was "The Lube", the Eiffel tower was the "Awful Tower", then I asked "Where the hell are we?" my family answered we're in Venice, Italy and I responded, "I thought Venice was in Paris!" Oh, I also thought the Sistine Chapel was the sixteenth chapel and asked what happened to the first 15. I used to be such a f***ing moron but I'm glad I found y'all on KTT lol, you all really thought me alot about stuff.

ugh Trevor is way too nice
you don't even have to be too brutal, Nikki Glaser just struck a nice balance at the Golden Globes

is there 2 jelly rolls at that table or am i tripping

Reba is a GILF

just say the word ill be there

Shaboozey giving a standing o for Reba lol

Nigga stood up to clap he d***eating

Last shower of 2026

Rebathroom break

u lookin in the mirror

Jesus Christ!

One of us

where the goat at

The over under we hear a Nicki Minaj maga joke