I intend to infiltrate and dominate this forum with facts and logic. May the seeds of my reign bear fruits the size of hickory nuts.
Music, what is music. In reality we should be asking ourselves what isnt music. Music is not the smell of a perched honeybird sucking the dew out of a Lilac. Music is not the taste of coconut muesli, as it skips across your tongue. What is it then? Ill tell you what music is. Music is the thought of a young acorn sprouting into an acorn tree. That acorn tree, brances spread, develops a disease and has to be taken down by local wildlife and park services.
The man who runs that operation is a middle-age Italian man named Jonathan Shippits. Jonathan just lost his job three months prior, and is now happily working for Berkshire Parks Associated. BPA, as it's called was actually started by a tiny, mouse-inspired idea in the head of a man named Charles Poole. What inspired charles?
Thats right, music. :)