"some form of sex" if you ain't hit it doesn't count

brah this OP reads like a 90s funny rap song

Tried to get hoes I knew irl to slide over
2 flaked the other 2 left me read
Tried to pick up my discord hoes to have phone s***
straight rejected me
Went and try to have my out of country b****
to have phone s***intercourse
She hung up mid way on ft
There were 5 more girls but I don’t feel like typing ever
B****es really be thinking their the s*** like are they f***ing Fr
doing a brother like this yo
Just gone say f*** it and just watch p*** or something

Said Colt 45 and two Zig Zags baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will

This nigga really said have phone s***with discord hoes

So at like 75% of these women are people you only know online

bro really said “some type of sex” ok someone really lock this man up

ktt burner account

mods lock thread

this nigga is actually irl lost with zero direction

mods please lock this s***

Bro this reminds me of a story

Back in June I was talking to like 4 girls. 3 were just for s***but I was really feeling one

It came to a point when I had lined up having the forks come over all in the same week like Girl 1 was Monday girl 2 was Tuesday etc with girl 4 (the one I’m interested in) on Thursday

Well I f***ed all 3 girls M-W but by Thursday my little dude was kind of tired bro I know it sounds sus but anyone that really puts in work knows yo dude does get tired and long story short with the girl I was interested in I could hardly keep it up and I came quick and after that she pretty much ghosted. It sucks cause I was really feeling this girl but it’s whatever now I’m just f***ing

take a break and stop thinking with your d*** and go do something productive

Those arent your “hoes”

Those are women that are close to reporting you to the police

if you got 9 hoes and none of them are willing to link up, you don’t have 9 hoes

OP was the dude in third grade saying he had a girlfriend because he sat next to Becky in class once

@op we seen what u got scammed by on snapchat u don’t have 9 hoes

discord hoes

Bro phone s***is NOT S***

Yes it is

OP Lawst for expecting women to answer messages. If I'm not texting a girl's that's my friend I'm automatically assuming she ain't answering or caring.