Alright so in Toronto there's this highway called the Don Valley Parkway and I was driving listening to this bop or another song from this album with my windows down.

As I entered the highway and began to merge lanes, something moving extremely fast went into my car, grazed the side of my head, and hit the top of the seat beside me. I had a feeling it was a bird, but I wasn't sure so I exited the highway and looked for somewhere to pull over. I was lowkey scared af that this MF would still be alive wiggling around down there. I found a place to park and low and behold, a little bird had taken its last breath before deciding it was a great idea to give the seat on a vehicle going 100 kms/h a kiss. Now I was stuck with a conundrum: what the f*** do I do with the little fellow? I got a dog so there were poop bags in the car. I decided I was gonna scoop lil fellow up and give it a funeral at a park near by. This made look like a crazy person cuz I was carrying a dead bird in a bag in an unfamiliar area, but I gotta give lil dude the respect he deserves. I took it to the park and ended up throwing it in the garbage because there were a bunch of kids around and I didn't want to scare them. Here's my IG story documenting the situation:

RIP to you or your loved one

you put the bird in the garbage

I got a dog so there were poop bags in the car.

Where was i supposed to put it

wow

@op

embed the pics

wee is that bird killing music

Avian Terrorist

Give it a proper burial

Knew you would get it

I would've but there were kids and I didn't want to scare them

#ripbozo

rip bird

prime teaching moment smh
coulda showed up the how delicate life is and how gently we should hold on to it and how every living thing deserves honor in death

WHY WOULD YOU DISPOSE OF DUDE LIKE THAT

RIP king

B**** ass

They were with their parents like imagine if I came up to some random kids with a bird in a bag like “kids this is why life is beautiful”

Well clearly you dont think life is beautiful you threw the bird in the trashcan bro

You did the right thing