bruh so last night i was taking my laundry to the laundry room, and i was walking down the stairs to get there. there was this couple walking up the stairs, arms locked, and i said ay excuse me.
i couldn't stop cause we both were already walking on this tight staircase, but bro wouldn't move so i had to squeeze past him. once i do he pushes me and is like "HEY BRO YOU SEE ME WALKING W MY GIRL"
i stare at him like and say "are you drunk? let's not take this further" cause i can tell from his dustiness and caucasity that bro is overcompensating, then i keep walking.
he continues yelling and starts following me down think his gf stopped him though lol.

what would yall have done in this situation? they live in the dorm across from mine

Piss on his face

He punked you i fear

Gotta f*** his girl

should have dog walked him

was his gf a leng ting

nah, very average Midwestern vibes but with tiktok fashion advice

Oh this the midwest? Yea buddy def had a gun on him you lucked out op

that's what i assumed. if a white boy is getting hyped up like that i just assume they have a gun or something.

Couples who lock arms are the worst

I hate white people bro

There’s a few good ones

But very very few.
Like minuscule

on CINCO DE MAYO!!

beat his ass

Asking a sober person if they r drunk is always humbling good on u op

ignore

Would've killed him

(this is a joke, pls don't ban me)

if you say “let’s not take this further” to someone in front of their girl

you’re basically asking him to fight you lol

Should have locked him out.

Kick him in the shins. Piss on his clothes

shoot him

I promise most white college kids do not have guns

*knocked