Make her a work widow

Tell her to let the coworker start confiding in her so your girl can stash receipts

Tell her to let the coworker start confiding in her so your girl can stash receipts

Ye influence

I lowkey find it disgusting if a b**** don't choose me

But I'm damn near married now myself and choose my baby everyday 😁

someone gotta put your dp picon her face ktt art dept lets go

bro your tiny avi looks vaguely like Hey Arnold to me so i thought you were @hotpancakes and I was like "what has gotten into you" lmfao

I got a work wife but she's single

OP trying a fluke maneuver. He writes "me" to make it sound like this is happening to him, but by the end he flips it and makes it sound like we're discussing a hypothetical

Wht is definition of “work husband”? To my understanding 99% of the time no one’s smashing their work husband/wifey, you two just have a camaraderie and got each other’s backs I got a work wifey and she’s married, but I never would do anything to tarnish the ring. We just close. You’re stuck in this box for 8 hours with this person, it’s better to be friends than not to be

Damn

Ptsd from 10 years ago kicking in

Goddammit KTT, Goddammit!

@Nikedufflebag
@Lmfao
@edumist
@Wolf80
@whoababy26
@KState
get itt

funny part is, i was itt earlier

This facts

Why tf would she admit that lmao

I got friends and a girl. Sorry ma’am, I’m bout to lock into this music and work, can you go back to your office now…?

Odds are, she’ll have her own, but just stay with the boyfriend.

Niggas want coworker friends too much lol. Why do I care if I’m around these people often? I don’t want to be friends with these people 😭 I’m here to make a check and not get emotionally attached to this place I’m leaving very soon

Sometimes the work environment tries to foster it through a “work family” mentality.

She said "damn, my friend wanna get a room with her work husband, I didn't know you could do that, do you think that's okay babe?"

aight man lmfao

And that’s when I already have job #2 secure so when the inevitable meeting happens where I’m getting questioned over emotions and not my work, I can say this is not a welcoming environment for introverted personalities who still get their work done, but thanks for the opportunity

We get stuck in one place to much and manipulated by “social rules” like that’s part of my check 😂 I talk to my team about work and how they are doing today, that’s it. The rest take it up with HR, your therapist, your homies, or your SO. You are free to not be a victim to these pointless rules. We here to work my nigga lmao. Let’s link outside of here if we really tryna be friends without the convenience of the workplace forcing our friendship

People act like enjoying the presence of others at work is loser s*** but you spend so much time there with those people so why not be cool with the people youre surrounded by daily